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thought it was awful man, sorry, i was cringing through all the dialouge and the way you paced it was just so gay and bland, i cant think of any other word, it was just gaygaygay and just kind of embarrassing to play through. the "witty political sarcasm" or whatever was just so awful, i hope you don't talk and act like that in real life. good effort i guess.
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how can you give this lower than a 10? so much attention to detail, so much easter eggs. every review is wrong excluding mine.
oh wow.
I can honestly say this is one of the most clean looking and well made games i've seen in a while. Seriously, I can't even imagine how much time it must have taken to burn out each and every bug! The soft feel of the background reminds me of old Kirby games, and the music flows perfectly with everything. I read previous reviews by some VERY dumb faggots crying about what happens when you click the dog. Why would you vote zero just because of that? This probably has more effort put into it than most people will ever put in their entire life! Please kids, learn how to review, or don't do it at all. :)
Fun fact; The game was opened for debugging over 200 times in 1 day! Yay!
neat
some of these other reviews were by some real asshats, most of which were too dumb to even figure out how to "play the game". Making flash can be very time consuming, too bad people don't understand that yet.
5/5
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